From the Central Berkshire Psychogeographical Association (ExternalFaction)

"I suspect you may have missed the most important omphalos currentlybeing occupied by the capitalist spectacle. Surely the most vital omphalosis the television studio where they make Cilla Black' Blind Date.
This is really an ancient ritual with mystical primitive communist powerthat hes been recuperated and turned into a dating agency reducing humanbeings to commodities in the form of Kevins and Sharons. Perhaps the LPA should organise a day tip to derive to the studio to study the filming ofone of the programmes. Either that or the studio where they put out Matchof the Day.